Funny in Church

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This is gonna hurt

Published in January 30th, 2009

Posted by funnyinc in Camp, funny, young life

Every summer at Washington Family Ranch I get suckered into going on this thing called the Blob. It’s like a giant air worm sitting in a lake. The object is to run off of a high-rise platform, to the back end of the Blob thereby launching another individual off the front end in a catapult-like action.
In [...]

The Man who threatens to ruin Christmas

Published in December 28th, 2008

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You won’t believe this, but it’s true. There are parents who do not tell their children there is a Santa. How pray tell will they know the true meaning of Christmas? Well you see my friends, these non-conformists are trying to replace Santa with Jesus.
This is a great unjustice that must be stopped. I mean think of the [...]

Heart Medication and Early Dismissals

Published in October 3rd, 2008

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In Bible College I had a professor named Dr. Knoffel Staton. He was a great teacher that students loved, because he was not only spunky and dynamic but in his late 70’s.
Dr. Staton would flail his arms around, walking to and fro, and intermittently raising his voice as he would get excited about his subject [...]

I don’t know where that copy machine has been.

Published in September 25th, 2008

Posted by funnyinc in Church, funny

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As a younger youth pastor, I once walked into my church office while some friends were photocopying different parts of their anatomy parts. Faces, hands, butts…
I’m really hoping that it was done in that order. I highly recommend that you use some kind of sanitizer on any photocopy machine before putting your face on the glass. [...]

What if Cartoons got saved?

Published in August 29th, 2008

Posted by funnyinc in Church, funny

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I love that we live in a country where we can listen to Christian Radio. I even enjoy listening to Christian radio, and have a few stations on my presets in the car. However, I have a small bone to pick.
Why on God’s green earth are we still hearing songs like “What if Cartoons got [...]

Acronyms and Christian words no one else understands

Published in July 26th, 2008

Posted by funnyinc in Church, Youth Ministry, funny, young life

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Young Life is a great organization that reaches unchurched kids. As I have come to love being a part of this ministry my sensitivity towards certain words has grown. In reaching out to students who are not followers of Jesus (yet), there are a few words that have worked themselves out of my vocabulary, at [...]

The Best Young Life T-Shirts at Wildhorse Canyon

Published in July 18th, 2008

Posted by funnyinc in Camp, Youth Ministry, funny

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So this year, I took it upon myself to make our camp t-shirt to save the area some money. It was pretty simple really…I used Adobe Photoshop Elements, and scribbled a complete mess, then added some text, and poof, a fabulous looking shirt design.
I was feeling pretty good about our area shirts until I saw [...]

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