Mr. Bean Goes to Church

Published in May 30th, 2008

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This is how I imagine most visitors feel when checking out church for the first time.

Cheap Cookies and Juice

Published in May 24th, 2008

Posted by funnyinc in Church, Funny Stories, Uncategorized, funny

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In an attempt to provide some incentive for children to come to church with their parents we have come up with the following solution: Cookies and Juice.
And so far its working. After service kids zoom towards the back, weaving in and out of adults walking way too slow. They create a poorly [...]

A Letter to the Sleepy Choir Member

Published in May 22nd, 2008

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Dear Anonymous Choir Member,
It has been such a blessing to hear you sing along with all of the other members of the music ministry. It takes such dedication and bravery to get up front of the entire congregation and sing. I admire you. As you take your seat and the preacher gets up to preach, [...]

Coffee Stunts Creativity

Published in May 17th, 2008

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I was having a conversation about the names of Christian Coffee Shops, with my friend Zach. He pointed out how they all have one of the following names:

Common Grounds / Holy Grounds / Solid Ground
Cornerstone Cafe

And that is pretty much all that’s out there. In order to pump some creativity into the industry [...]

I Felt Power Leave Me

Published in May 16th, 2008

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Once as Jesus was on his way to heal one person, another person was also healed in the process. A woman who had had a long-term illness thought if she could just secretly walk up to him and touch a part of his garment she would be healed.
This was a covert mission, because according to [...]

Digging for Pure Gold

Published in May 14th, 2008

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Last night as my wife Holly was praying for our daughter, Nicki. This precious little girl looked up at her mother with sweet curious eyes and proceeded to stick her fingers into Holly’s left nostril.
Holly laughed because it is a little awkward to have someone else stick their fingers into your nose. Nicki [...]

D@#% Kids!

Published in May 11th, 2008

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My wife was driving to a small family theme park called The Enchanted Forest with a friend “Sally” and her son “Jason.” The girl were talking about life, and my wife was sharing something personal, and rather sad. Sally offered to pray for her.
As she began to pray, one of her kids called [...]

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