As a younger youth pastor, I once walked into my church office while some friends were photocopying different parts of their anatomy parts.  Faces, hands, butts…

I’m really hoping that it was done in that order.  I highly recommend that you use some kind of sanitizer on any photocopy machine before putting your face on the glass.  I wonder what the average number of butt copies per machine is.  I’m guessing it’s a really high number.  Like the number of spiders a person supposedly eats in their sleep.  Of course it probably depends on the number of people working in the office. 

I am guessing that in any given office with 100 or more employees there’s probably an average of at least 37.5 butt copies per year, give or take.  That means that if a copy machine lasts 10 years it has seen almost 400 full moons.  So the next time you use the copier make sure you wash your hands.